The Main Character letra

I'm that first person they talk about in all the books
I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book
At those who don't do it by it
So now I'm holding myself hostage
Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do

Oh man, Sun tzu would love this
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground
'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass
It looks like punching down
So God forbid, I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy

Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me
I loot plot armor from npc's
Well, they are to me
Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats, it's all xp
Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superego
The underdog you cheer for

Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm a hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache
Snidely whiplash, boris badenov, ignoring me's bad enough
Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling
Daleks in high collars monologue
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet

So God forbid, I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me

Judge me by what my cover shows
Author becomes beyond reproach
You don't know the prose or if the spine is still intact
Oh, like alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my overton
And bolden my demand to live by alternative facts
Her majesty says: The royal, we demand a standard of loyalty
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor's new boots
The court fool got the guillotine
The witches the stake, you the dopamine
And siemens made the zyklon b but we all still get the flu
We all do what we need to to get through
(It's nothing new)
But I ain't done a fucking thing to you

So God forbid, I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me

Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Letras

• ¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic)
• ...well, better than the alternative.
• (Cover This Song) A Little Bit Mine
• 2econd-2ight-2eer (That Was Fun, Goodbye)
• 6up 5oh cop out pro con
• Against The Kitchen Floor
• Becoming the Lastnames
• BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
• Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture (medley)
• Cicada Days
• Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
• Dr. Sunshine Is Dead
• Euthanasia
• Everything Is a Lot
• Front Street
• I / Me / Myself
• Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
• Love, Me Normally
• Marsha, Thank You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave
• Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World
• Misanthrapologist
• Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / ​​Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
• Outliars And Hyppocrates: a Fun Fact About Apples
• Red Moon
• Sex, Drugs, Rock'n Roll
• Skeleton Appreciation Day In Vestal, NY (Bones)
• Suburbia Overture/ Greetings from Mary Bell Township!/ (Vampire) Culture/ Love Me, Normall (medley)y
• The First Step
• The Main Character
• The Song with Five Names a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government (A​.​K​.​A. You Can Never Know)
• Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
• Tomcat Disposables
• Vampire Reference In a Minor Key
• White Knuckle Jerk (Where do You Get Off?)
• Willard!