The First Step letra

You could say I'm plastered 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21
In the college crawl

Well, I been a boozin' bastard
They're callin' me edward forty-hands, I can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Nevermind, I'm drunk

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full
I'd probably just drink that too

Well, I'm the reason they call it an Irish goodbye
And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight

Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd
Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself
Sorry if I slur

Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I'll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me please, take my keys
I don't wanna be an organ donor

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full
I'd probably just drink that too

Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me
I'm bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me

So I can clone it and have a little more, haha

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just

Glass half full
I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too

Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Letras

• ¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic)
• ...well, better than the alternative.
• (Cover This Song) A Little Bit Mine
• 2econd-2ight-2eer (That Was Fun, Goodbye)
• 6up 5oh cop out pro con
• Against The Kitchen Floor
• Becoming the Lastnames
• BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
• Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture (medley)
• Cicada Days
• Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
• Dr. Sunshine Is Dead
• Euthanasia
• Everything Is a Lot
• Front Street
• I / Me / Myself
• Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
• Love, Me Normally
• Marsha, Thank You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave
• Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World
• Misanthrapologist
• Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / ​​Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
• Outliars And Hyppocrates: a Fun Fact About Apples
• Red Moon
• Sex, Drugs, Rock'n Roll
• Skeleton Appreciation Day In Vestal, NY (Bones)
• Suburbia Overture/ Greetings from Mary Bell Township!/ (Vampire) Culture/ Love Me, Normall (medley)y
• The First Step
• The Main Character
• The Song with Five Names a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government (A​.​K​.​A. You Can Never Know)
• Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
• Tomcat Disposables
• Vampire Reference In a Minor Key
• White Knuckle Jerk (Where do You Get Off?)
• Willard!